Снейп и Поттер ругаются

Мистер Поттер, Ой, это не то, что можно подумать, профессор Снейп Это очень странно звучит Это звучит так, будто я... А что касается вас, мистер Поттер Ты не сможешь забрать столько очков, мудаила носатый И пару трусиков твоей мамы Да пошёл ты н***й, эмо е***ный

Низкополигональные Гарри Поттер и Снейп разговаривают во дворе Хогвартса. Поттер пытается объясниться, но разговор быстро превращается в абсурдную перепалку с оскорблениями и неожиданной пошлой угрозой; драматичная музыка усиливает комический контраст с нелепой анимацией и грубым диалогом. Такой ролик отправляют как реакцию на странный разговор, внезапный наезд или эскалацию ссоры. EN: Low-poly Harry Potter and Snape talk in the Hogwarts courtyard. Potter tries to explain himself, but the conversation quickly turns into an absurd exchange of insults with an unexpected vulgar threat; the dramatic music heightens the comedic contrast with the clumsy animation and crude dialogue. People send this video as a reaction to a weird conversation, a sudden verbal attack, or an argument escalating out of control.

Mr. Potter, you seem to spend a suspicious amount of time in Hagrid's hut. So? Oh, it's not what you think, Professor Snape. Is that so? I just wanted Ari to show me his little wand. What? No, he doesn't mean it like that. And he showed me his little philosopher's stones, too. Hagrid's stone! He's making it sound really weird. This is highly unorthodox. So I says, if you're really a parcel-tongue, why don't you come over and stroke me pet Snape? Hagrid's stone! You're making it sound like I'm... Mr. Hagrid, I'm contacting the ministry and you are to be sent back to Azkaban. Wha- why? And you, Mr. Potter. Four million points from Gryffindor. Oh no! That's bullshit! We don't even have that many points. Fine. Thirty billion points from Gryffindor. You can't even get that many points your big nose twats. Have you known? Four hundred cajillion billion points from Gryffindor. It's not even a real number. And a pair of your mother's panties. What? What do you want them for? None of your concern. 30 points from Grafindog. Oh, get fucked, you emo c**t.

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