Grove Street Car Breakdown Confession

LIFE IS STRANGE >be me at 18 years old >I'm bisexual >Dating a 21 year old girl who transitioned M to F when she was my age >She Still has a penis and one night we're in her van on Grove street and I'm blowing her >She's moaning like crazy >My dad drives by and she sees him, he makes eye contact with her and she freaks out >We don't think he actually knew it was us so I finish her and call it a night >Fast forward a few days and we're going on a road trip with my dad >My dad is unaware that my girlfriend was born a male and I won't tell him anytime soon since he's wildly homophobic >We're driving down Grove street and I start sweating, hoping my dad doesn't talk about seeing anyone giving a blowjob >He's about to say something when the car makes a loud bang sound and just stops >We get a mechanic to help us, turns out the transmission went out on us >My dad jokingly says to us "well kids, when someone asks you where you were when you blew your girlfriend's tranny, tell them it was on Grove street" and he looks me dead in the eyes, staring deep into my soul I haven't talked to my dad in years

Пошлый текст в формате greentext рассказывает о бисексуальном 18-летнем рассказчике, его трансгендерной девушке и гомофобном отце. После сексуального эпизода на Grove Street машина ломается, и отец случайно произносит двусмысленную шутку про «tranny», одновременно имея в виду трансмиссию и трансгендерную девушку. Мем используют как реакцию на чрезмерно неловкое, жестокое по таймингу совпадение. EN: A lewd greentext tells about an 18-year-old bisexual narrator, his transgender girlfriend, and his homophobic father. After a sexual encounter on Grove Street, the car breaks down, and the father accidentally makes a double entendre about a “tranny,” referring both to the transmission and the transgender girlfriend. The meme is used as a reaction to an unbearably awkward coincidence with devastating timing.

• @deenya_md / 2028 2023-05-07