Soapy Hand Sword Technique

Text on the meme

Me slathering my hand with soapy water before I slide it up my ass crack during my shower:

What it means

A heavily armored warrior dramatically wields a glowing sword. The caption compares washing a hand with soap before cleaning between the buttocks to an epic combat technique, making the mundane shower routine absurdly heroic. EN: A heavily armored warrior dramatically wields a glowing sword. The caption compares washing a hand with soap before cleaning between the buttocks to an epic combat technique, making the mundane shower routine absurdly heroic.

Objects

armored warrior / воин в доспехах helmet / шлем metal armor / металлические доспехи glowing sword / светящийся меч curved blade / изогнутый клинок leather strap / кожаный ремень scarf / шарф gloves / перчатки dark background / тёмный фон blue glow / синее свечение weapon / оружие warrior stance / боевая стойка