Nuclear War Survival Guide Meme

Likely Nuclear Targets (~8 miles) Hull Down Position on American Infrastructure Heat Blast Heat Blast You will be told. (Probably) EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM Emergency Alert BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 5:08 AM You will have up to 15 minutes to escape the city or suburbs. Pressure Wave: The smallest area, including the fireball. 5 miles. Heat Blast: Can be blocked by thick mass like soil. 7 miles. Fallout: A meme. 99% of gamma radioactivity lost within 2 weeks. (Just wear a tyvek suit & dust mask until there is a heavy rain.) Do not believe regime hype about nukes. You CAN survive a nuclear war; the regime cannot.

An annotated highway diagram humorously explains how a nuclear explosion might affect American infrastructure, with arrows showing the blast, heat, fallout, and a missile taking cover behind an overpass. A fake emergency alert and overconfident survival advice turn nuclear-war panic into absurd political satire, suggesting that ordinary people can survive while “the regime” cannot. EN: An annotated highway diagram humorously explains how a nuclear explosion might affect American infrastructure, with arrows showing the blast, heat, fallout, and a missile taking cover behind an overpass. A fake emergency alert and overconfident survival advice turn nuclear-war panic into absurd political satire, suggesting that ordinary people can survive while “the regime” cannot.

• @deenya_md / 1648 2023-03-08