Autistic Programmer Saves Open Source

shut up man this is 50 000 times than normal. MUST INVESTIGATE the worst cyberattack So, are you still researching genetics? You can't just stop doing that all day. ministry of equipment must be safe imagine being the chink glowie who spent years working on a sophisticated social engineering plan to take over one of the most important and widely used open source projects in the world to execute potentially one of the worst cyberattacks in history, just to be stopped by some autistic dude who spaced out about ssh taking 0.7 seconds instead of 0.2 seconds. I'd like to give my heartfelt thanks to all the autists of the world. We would be living in darker times without you. I still can't believe someone could be this much of a sporg. god bless his autistic heart.

A 4chan-style screenshot shows a stern programmer at a computer while strange observers and crudely drawn figures surround him. The accompanying posts praise an autistic developer who noticed an SSH delay and accidentally stopped a massive cyberattack, turning obsessive attention to detail into an unlikely heroic act. The joke is a dark, exaggerated celebration of autistic hyperfocus and technical vigilance. EN: A 4chan-style screenshot shows a stern programmer at a computer while strange observers and crudely drawn figures surround him. The accompanying posts praise an autistic developer who noticed an SSH delay and accidentally stopped a massive cyberattack, turning obsessive attention to detail into an unlikely heroic act. The joke is a dark, exaggerated celebration of autistic hyperfocus and technical vigilance.

• @eternalclassic / 49019 2024-04-06