Women Love Stupid Jerks

Why do women only like stupid jerks who treat them like shit? LIFE IS BRILLIANT. BEAUTIFUL. IT ENCHANTS US, TO THE POINT OF OBSESSION. OTHERS CHASE THE CHARMS OF LOVE, HOWEVER ELUSIVE. ONCE, THE LORD OF LIGHT BANISHED DARK, AND ALL THAT STEMMED FROM HUMANITY. MEN ARE PROPS ON THE STAGE OF LIFE, AND NO MATTER HOW TENDER, HOW EXQUISITE... YOUNG HOLLOW, KNOWING THIS,

A cute purple cartoon character first wonders why women are attracted to stupid jerks, standing beside a smiling blue couple and a jealous green figure. The clip then dramatically transforms the scene into a grotesque red monster while solemn Dark Souls-style narration explains obsession, love, humanity, and men as mere props, ending on the purple character’s distressed close-up. The joke is the absurdly overblown philosophical response to a simple relationship question, with Yuka Kitamura’s “Aldia, Scholar of the First Sin” making the punchline feel grand, tragic, and apocalyptic.

Why do women only like jerks who treat them like shit? Why do guys only want bitchy bimbos who walk all over them? Life is brilliant chances, purpose-free of the shields, flashing light. One man lost his own body and the lingered arm has a head. Tons of love, visitors rise to use... ...wants.

♪ Yuka Kitamura — Aldia, Scholar of the First Sin

• @dustinthehead / 9438 2022-09-30