Stock Up on Assault Lightbulbs

FLESHTIP 29: STOCK UP ON ASSAULT LIGHTBULBS Hi! Let me introduce you to our newest innovation! self defense... tool possibilities are endless that's fine for night driving do you live in a silly place where it's illegal to not let someone carjack you safely destroying their corneas and/or retinas A rough calculation: assume a welding arc with 4 kW; I found a reference to a (polish) publication quoting that 10–15% goes into electromagnetic emissions, i.e. .4 to .6 kW. If this would be all 555nm green light, this would be about 500*683 lm following the definition of lumen. I guess that the visible brightness considering the spectrum is .2 to .5; this gives 68300 to 170750 lumen. Some 100 100W bulbs, or 11W LED lamps. that's about 73 times as bright as a welding arc!

Мужчина в белой рубашке, красном галстуке и жёлтых защитных очках представляет самодельное устройство из большой металлической чаши и лампы как «штурмовую лампочку». Он перечисляет абсурдные способы применения — самооборону, ночное вождение и ослепление угонщиков — а затем показывает расчёт яркости, якобы в 73 раза превышающей сварочную дугу. Шутка строится на безумной серьёзности презентации и превращении обычной лампочки в нелепое оружие; ролик отправляют как реакцию на чрезмерно опасное или бесполезное изобретение.

Hi, let me introduce you to our newest innovation, the Vision Deleter Junior. A portable, lightweight, inconspicuous, entirely non-lethal, light bulb-based self-defense tool. You simply insert two AA batteries and one General Electric Type 50 flash bulb, and you're ready to go. Possibilities are endless. For example, you can use it to safely and courteously signal to another driver on the road that their high beams are too high. That's fine for night driving, but what about during the day? Not to worry, the device is not affected by during the day. Do you live in a silly place where it's illegal to not let someone car jack you? If someone attempts to open your car door, simply press this button. The device will then non-lethally emit around 5 megalumens of light, safely destroying their corneas and orathnas. At that distance, that's about 73 times as bright as a welding arc. Then, once your opponent's eyeballs are toast, you're free to make your escape. Just remember, they cannot shoot what they cannot see.

• @eternalclassic / 48916 2024-04-04