Almond Extract Grenade Pun

"This tastes like almonds," my ill-mannered wife, mouth full of cake, blurted out as she ate her last meal. "That would be the almond extract," I responded as I pulled the pin from the grenade and slid it across the floor.

A wife with her mouth full of cake says that her last meal tastes like almonds. Her husband reveals that the almond flavor came from almond extract, then pulls the pin from a grenade and slides it across the floor, turning the innocent observation into a dark joke about her imminent death. EN: A wife with her mouth full of cake says that her last meal tastes like almonds. Her husband reveals that the almond flavor came from almond extract, then pulls the pin from a grenade and slides it across the floor, turning the innocent observation into a dark joke about her imminent death.

• @eternalclassic / 48678 2024-03-30