Pen Spends More Time in Urethra

This pen has spent more time in my urethra that actually drawing

A screenshot of a post shows a blue pen lying on a wooden desk. The joke is an absurd and uncomfortable exaggeration, implying the pen has been used more inside the speaker’s urethra than for writing, making it a crude reaction to poor or infrequent use of the pen.

• @eternalclassic / 48624 2024-03-29