Lesbian Friends Are Eternal

>had a wife of 2 years >we never went through each other’s phones >she asks me to grab hers from other room one day >front and center, suggestive texts from another woman >snoop through it later, she is brazenly cheating on me with a lesbian woman, let’s call her Elise >completely lied to her about being married to me, claimed to be a “gold star” lesbian or whatever they call it >sent screenshots of convo to myself >sent Elise a selfie from my phone with my wife not paying attention in the background with the message, “she’s been lying to us both. I’m her husband.” >we coordinated after that, I sat with Elise at a restaurant after my wife set up a secret date with her >my wife was pale as a ghost seeing us together, immediately turned to leave the restaurant >divorce was a blur from there >Elise became my friend, very mentally supportive through it >turns out lesbians are the absolute best wingmen you could ever ask for >eventually introduced me to my new gf, even more compatible and much less toxic than my ex wife Cheating wives are temporary, lesbian friends are eternal

A 4chan-style greentext story describes a man discovering that his wife is cheating on him with a lesbian woman named Elise. He contacts Elise, they team up to expose the wife, and Elise later becomes his supportive friend and helps him find a better girlfriend. The punchline is the exaggerated slogan that cheating wives are temporary, while lesbian friends are eternal, making the story an absurdly triumphant revenge narrative. EN: A 4chan-style greentext story describes a man discovering that his wife is cheating on him with a lesbian woman named Elise. He contacts Elise, they team up to expose the wife, and Elise later becomes his supportive friend and helps him find a better girlfriend. The punchline is the exaggerated slogan that cheating wives are temporary, while lesbian friends are eternal, making the story an absurdly triumphant revenge narrative.

• @eternalclassic / 48496 2024-03-27