You Have Two Choices

Text on the meme

You have two choices

What it means

A woman in sunglasses presents two closed hands as if offering a choice. One hand reveals a gray kitten image, while the other reveals a small orange cat figurine with a tiny object beside it. The joke is the absurdly low-stakes choice between two cats, enhanced by the energetic spinning-cat song “OIIA OIIA” by W&W, whose playful electronic mood makes the reveal feel dramatically important.

Speech

You have two choices. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Really?

Sound

♪ W&W — OIIA OIIA (Spinning Cat)

Objects

woman / женщина long brown hair / длинные каштановые волосы sunglasses / солнцезащитные очки black shirt / чёрная рубашка hands / руки gray kitten image / изображение серого котёнка orange cat figurine / фигурка оранжевого кота small turquoise object / маленький бирюзовый предмет tiny brown pellets / маленькие коричневые гранулы indoor hallway / коридор в помещении