Is Orally Prepping Your Bull Gay?

Is orally prepping your bull considered gay? Generally, I like to get my bull nice and hard for my wife before he breeds her with his potent jungle seed. However, this has become a source of conflict for both myself and my bull. He tried to claim that I was bisexual or homosexual for sucking him off, but I told him that by that logic he wouldn't be heterosexual either. My bull then argued that you are only gay if you suck dicks, not if you get your dick sucked. From that point we argued in circles, he got upset, and he slapped me in the face with his penis before locking me in my cuck shed.

A screenshot of an absurd Reddit-style confession about a man sexually preparing his bull for his wife, followed by an argument with the bull about whether the act is gay. The punchline is the surreal escalation: the bull debates sexual orientation, slaps the narrator with its penis, and locks him in a “cuck shed.” It is sent as an absurd, shocking reaction to ridiculous or overly explicit online posts. EN: A screenshot of an absurd Reddit-style confession about a man sexually preparing his bull for his wife, followed by an argument with the bull about whether the act is gay. The punchline is the surreal escalation: the bull debates sexual orientation, slaps the narrator with its penis, and locks him in a “cuck shed.” It is sent as an absurd, shocking reaction to ridiculous or overly explicit online posts.

• @eternalclassic / 48340 2024-03-24