SpongeBob Does Not Masturbate

Iirc he's canonically asexual too so I'm imagining he's just genuinely invested in the plot Asexual people can still have a libido and or masturbate Spongebob does not masturbate

A dark-mode social media thread jokes about interpreting an asexual character’s lack of sexual behavior. One commenter argues that asexual people can still have libido or masturbate, while the punchline insists that SpongeBob simply does not masturbate, treating a cartoon character’s sexuality with absurd seriousness. It is used as a reaction to overanalyzing fictional characters or making unnecessarily literal claims about them.

• @eternalclassic / 48307 2024-03-23