Snack avalanche of '14

Snack avalanche of '14 This horrible incident occurred in February 14th, 2024. Whilst Little Scraggly Guy was eating away only 25 minutes after Mt. Snibble was cleared, evil donators decided to cause an avalanche of snacks in front of Little Scraggly Guy, who could only watch in terror as it happened. He would run away not wishing to be caught in it. Aftermath This incident led to another tyrannical reign of Mt. Snibble, a dark age had issued where we could not even see the faces of our beloved cats. Eventually, as always, Mt. Snibble would be taken down. The incident, LSG could only watch in horror

A faux historical article describes a snack avalanche occurring in front of a scraggly cat, while another cat is buried behind the snacks and can only watch in horror. The exaggerated disaster-reporting style turns an ordinary pile of treats into a dramatic tyrannical event, making it useful as an absurd reaction to being overwhelmed by snacks or chaos. EN: A faux historical article describes a snack avalanche occurring in front of a scraggly cat, while another cat is buried behind the snacks and can only watch in horror. The exaggerated disaster-reporting style turns an ordinary pile of treats into a dramatic tyrannical event, making it useful as an absurd reaction to being overwhelmed by snacks or chaos.

• @eternalclassic / 48234 2024-03-22