Take the Leech Pill
Take the leech pill > Your blood is full of microplastics > If you lose some blood your body makes new, plastic free, blood. > Poison no more. The medieval doctors were onto something. Purify your blood. Use Leeches. LET THE POISON OUT.
A leech is shown beside a 4chan-style post arguing that leeches can remove microplastics and poison from the blood. The joke treats medieval bloodletting as an absurd modern health solution, making it useful as a reaction to pseudoscience or extreme detox advice. EN: A leech is shown beside a 4chan-style post arguing that leeches can remove microplastics and poison from the blood. The joke treats medieval bloodletting as an absurd modern health solution, making it useful as a reaction to pseudoscience or extreme detox advice.
leech / пиявкаmacro photograph / макрофотографияanonymous message board post / анонимный пост на имиджбордеtext panel / текстовая панельgreen text / зелёный текстred headline / красный заголовокwhite background / белый фонblood / кровьmicroplastics / микропластикmedical treatment / медицинское лечениеdate stamp / отметка даты
- @eternalclassic / 48214 2024-03-22
- Template
- Take the leech pill
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×559 · 58.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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