Scissors-Handed Doctor Appointment
“Damn, my balls are hanging extra low today,” I muttered to myself. My evil doctor with scissors for hands: hello it’s time for your appointment
A two-sentence horror joke describes someone noticing that his testicles are hanging unusually low, only for an evil doctor with scissors instead of hands to announce an appointment. The punchline turns an ordinary awkward observation into a threat of gruesome castration, using dark humor and a horror-story format.
#dark humor / чёрный юмор#horror / хоррор#two sentence horror / хоррор в двух предложениях#doctor / врач#scissors / ножницы#appointment / приём#testicles / яички#castration / кастрация#awkward / неловкость#absurd / абсурд#shock humor / шок-юмор#reaction / реакция#text meme / текстовый мем#screenshot / скриншот#reddit / реддит#creepy / жуткий#nsfw joke / шутка 18+
- @eternalclassic / 48028 2024-03-18
- Template
- Two Sentence Horror Story
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×312 · 38.2 KiB
- Mood
- dark absurd
- Language
- en
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