Terraria Wiki Nonsense

the terraria wiki is incomprehensible if youve never played the game itself. you click on an article about a weapon that looks nice and the description will be something like "the slayer of titans is a pre-bingus summoning weapon unlocked post-scrungle. its base summon damage is 43. using it activates the scimblo status effect which increases your yoinky stat. its eeby deeby counterpart is the legendary fuck-upper. it has a 1/16 (6,25%) chance of dropping by defeating Michael." #terraria

A fake Terraria wiki description uses increasingly absurd invented terms like “pre-bingus,” “scimblo,” and “fuck-upper” to imitate the game’s dense item and progression language. The joke is that Terraria’s real wiki can feel incomprehensible to newcomers, so people send this as a reaction to confusing game terminology or overcomplicated explanations.

• @eternalclassic / 47937 2024-03-16