Total Hag Love Copypasta

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A blushing anime-style girl appears above an extremely long copypasta listing increasingly explicit fantasies about “hags,” ending with the slogan “Total Hag Love.” The joke is the exaggerated, obsessive, and deliberately absurd fixation on older women, making it useful as an ironic reaction to unhinged thirst or copypasta humor.

• @eternalclassic / 47864 2024-03-15