Most Attractive Language

What is the most 😍 language ?

A street interviewer asks a young woman what the most attractive language is, then the video cuts to a curly-haired man passionately answering or reacting indoors. The joke is the exaggerated, increasingly emotional reaction to a simple question about language attractiveness, making it useful as a reaction to something intensely appealing or overanalyzed.

That's the most attractive language. Oh, French by far. I don't know who needs to hear this, but French is not that sexy. Look, you motherfuckers have been brainwashed, right? You fucking turn on the TV, it's a fucking... Louis Vuitton. You know, it's like some sexy guy named Pierre on front of the TV, fucking Sherlock, it's like... Yves Saint Laurent, Louis Vuitton. You know, and you're like, oh my god, it's so sexy! I love French! Oh my god, bonjour! Shut the fuck up, Brittany. Shut up! You didn't even take French, you took Spanish, because the class was easier. Let me teach you actual French, okay? Let me teach you actual French, okay? You know how to say I need a piece of paper in French? You say, je fais soin d'en feuilles de papier. You know how to say look in French? It's not something simple like in Spanish, like oh, mira! Look in French is regard. Regarde! You know, you gotta act like a fucking monster. Like, regard! You have to have stage three lung cancer to even say the fucking word and you guys are like French is so sexy. Stop it!

• @dustinthehead / 8024 2022-07-16