Все ачивки до главного сюжета

When you complete all the side quests in a game before starting the main story Это очень мило с твоей стороны Сразись с этим монстром – Серьёзно? – Ага Каждому искателю приключений нужна лошадь Ага. Я, кажется, купил ему третий дом – Продать, продать, продать, продать – Нет-нет! – Я просто хочу получить все ачивки – Ясно

Парень в плаще и вязаном свитере изображает героя фэнтезийной игры, который сначала выполняет все побочные задания. Он знакомится с маленьким монстром, покупает ему дома, отказывается продавать найденные предметы и объясняет, что хочет получить все ачивки, высмеивая игроков, которые бесконечно исследуют мир до начала основной истории. На фоне звучит бодрая комичная музыка с фэнтезийным настроением, а свистящие звуки и ржание подчёркивают появление существа и шутку про обязательную лошадь для каждого искателя приключений. EN: A man in a cape and knitted sweater acts like a fantasy game hero who completes every side quest before beginning the main story. He meets a tiny monster, buys it houses, refuses to sell the items he finds, and explains that he simply wants to earn every achievement, poking fun at players who explore endlessly before progressing the main plot. Upbeat comedic fantasy-style music plays throughout, while whooshing sounds and a neigh emphasize the creature’s appearance and the joke that every adventurer needs a horse.

Ah, traveller! Finally you've come! I've been waiting for you. You alright mate? To set you on your mission, I give you this. A copper sword! Ah, that's nice of you. I've actually only got this one, mate. How the fuck have you got the sword on a thousand cells? Yeah, I've done a few side quests. Side quests, is it? Before coming to meet you. Okay, sure. Well, you'll be ready then for your first mission. Take on this beast, but be careful. Their bite is vicious. Right. Someone's been a busy wizard, haven't they? Yeah. That's fucking mental. Sorry. Did it grind the magic to level 100? Did you now? I did. But this is the first mission. You should've come here first. Sorry mate. Right. Okay. Well, you haven't got this yet the crystal elimination. Yeah, I have got 50 really so you can hang on to that Okay, every adventurer needs a horse take my steed. I have actually been riding a dragon fuck Well, I'm sure you have a met beetle meet him for the first time. Yeah, we go way back really yeah I bought him his third house. I think no shit Yeah, look upon the skyline a whole world awaits you. I've unlocked the whole map. Have you really I have indeed if you Sustain damage and battle drink a healing potion sell what sell sell sell sell sell sell the character I've got three thousand of those sake right so you've done everything let's just do the final boss thing on Is this even fun for you? I'm just here for the trophies right

• @sbunem / 96454 2025-02-25