Craziest Random Act of Kindness

I am constantly doing random acts of kindness for strangers and random ppl in my life. I've been at it for 6 years now. This is my craziest encounter so far: > meet 19 yo chick at my work > she is slightly chubby and just totally socially awkward > we talk for a while > I am overly nice as usual even though I have no attraction to her > she talks about how guys are stupid > "I'm not stupid" I reply > yeah but you're not into > she was right. She was a solid 4/10 > I cringe a little as I say "I think you're beautiful" > she turns bright red and is speechless > I ask for # and text her the next day > I gather from her texts that she is a beta kissless virgin > I take her out to eat at one of the more expensive restaurants in town > get her back to her house and she says thanks real awkwardly and starts to exit my car > I grab her arm and pull her in for a kiss while groping at her fat titties > "can I come inside" > no anon! grandma is waiting up for me > cool can I meet her > she finally gives in > granny loves me > she tells me funny stories while her land whale granddaughter sits there in embarrassment > we eventually make it up to her room > she was extremely nervous but get her totally naked and just fuck the fucking shit out of her in every part of her bedroom > she stops me and says shouldn't we take a break, I think I can hear my granddaughter crying downstairs. It was a good. It felt great knowing I did some good in this world

A 4chan-style greentext post describes an anonymous narrator turning a supposedly kind encounter with an awkward young woman into an increasingly absurd and disturbing sexual fantasy involving her grandmother. The punchline is the narrator's self-congratulatory claim that the exploitative encounter was an act of kindness, making it a reaction meme for grotesque escalation, unreliable narration, and absurd internet humor.

• @eternalclassic / 47571 2024-03-09