Would You Love Me as a Tank?

Babe? Would you still love me if I was a tank? I mean you could be a leopard 2 A7 A T-34 I would ask you to marry me didn’t think so

A couple sits in a car while the woman eats from a carton and asks whether her partner would still love her if she were a tank. He says she could be a Leopard 2 A7, but then admits he would ask her to marry him if she were a T-34, prompting her disappointed response: “didn’t think so.” The joke plays on the contrast between modern and iconic Soviet tanks, with the awkward dialogue and faint insect-like buzzing or clicking making the exchange feel even more absurd. EN: A couple sits in a car while the woman eats from a carton and asks whether her partner would still love her if she were a tank. He says she could be a Leopard 2 A7, but then admits he would ask her to marry him if she were a T-34, prompting her disappointed response: “didn’t think so.” The joke plays on the contrast between modern and iconic Soviet tanks, with the awkward dialogue and faint insect-like buzzing or clicking making the exchange feel even more absurd.

Babe? Yes? Would you still love me if I was a tank? Well, that depends on what tank you were. I mean, you could be a leopard 2A7, a tiger, a bulldog, a chieftain, a T-34, a KV-1. Okay, the first one! The first one! Okay. So, let's say you were a leopard 2A7. I would ask you to marry me. Does that mean you want to marry me? Are you a leopard 2A7? I didn't think so.

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