Vampire Missionaries at the Door

"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"

A text screenshot shows a fictional door-to-door conversation with vampires who claim to be missionaries carrying pamphlets about Dracula. The punchline treats vampire conversion like religious outreach and humorously challenges the stereotype that vampires create new vampires by biting people. It can be sent as an absurd reaction to someone using an unexpected or outdated stereotype. EN: A text screenshot shows a fictional door-to-door conversation with vampires who claim to be missionaries carrying pamphlets about Dracula. The punchline treats vampire conversion like religious outreach and humorously challenges the stereotype that vampires create new vampires by biting people. It can be sent as an absurd reaction to someone using an unexpected or outdated stereotype.

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