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Pumped and dumped at the office

Pumped and dumped at the office

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broke up with my bf who loved me so i could hook up with my coworker that i’ve had a huge crush on since forever who just got out of 3.5 year relationship, all to get pumped n dumped we fucked twice (sex was amazing), he made reservations for us to get brunch at this super fancy italian place then cancelled on me, didn’t text me all week, muted my instagram stories, then eventually stopped responding to me via text. i lost my shit last week and blocked him on everything so he knows i’m a full blown psycho. can’t wait for the office christmas party. i know i only have myself & my mommy issues to blame for this but god damn i cannot stop taking Ls.
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A Reddit confession describes someone breaking up with a loving boyfriend to sleep with a coworker they had a crush on. After two encounters, the coworker ghosts them, leading to blocking, self-deprecating regret, and dread about seeing him at the office Christmas party. The joke is the escalating disaster and the blunt admission that they keep taking losses, so it is used as an absurdly self-aware reaction to romantic failure. EN: A Reddit confession describes someone breaking up with a loving boyfriend to sleep with a coworker they had a crush on. After two encounters, the coworker ghosts them, leading to blocking, self-deprecating regret, and dread about seeing him at the office Christmas party. The joke is the escalating disaster and the blunt admission that they keep taking losses, so it is used as an absurdly self-aware reaction to romantic failure.

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