How to Survive a Nuclear Attack

how to survive a nuclear attack😱‼️ I don't need that anymore I'm sorry pinky pie do a dance to boost morale

Two young women in dresses present a mock instructional video about surviving a nuclear attack. They pack bizarre essentials, choose between sentimental items, dance for morale, hide under a chair and blanket, and finally appear against a mushroom-cloud wasteland. The joke is the absurdly casual preparation and useless survival strategies, making it suitable as an ironic reaction to impending disaster or chaos.

Drive a nuclear attack. Step one, pack your belongings, but only bring the essentials. I have my petrified frog and this mysterious bone I found on the beach. I don't need that anymore. We don't need money where we're going. Step two, choose one sentimental item. Guys, I'm so sorry you can't both come with me. I have to choose only one. I'm sorry Pinkie Pie. Don't look at me like that. I'm not ever present at every tea party and birthday gathering of her childhood Mine penishable fortress Nobody can penetrate my fortress right now. Those Soviets can't get me now. Kimmy? Are you still there? Yeah, actually I am. I just I'm just hiding. Wow! I'm gonna donate without my blanket to shield me from the nuclear blast. Yeah, my chair. I hope the shareholders are okay. Yeah. Do you wanna do drugs? Yeah. I still hear. Cool.

• @memstash32 / 324 2024-06-17