First Time Talking to a Girl

pov: its ur first time talking to a girl hii holy holy sh*t urs? so uh... HELP ME

A Valorant player nervously says “hii” to a female teammate, then rapidly spirals into awkward panic while the other player reacts with increasingly distressed meme faces. The punchline is that a simple first conversation feels impossibly stressful, with “Careless Whisper” by George Michael making the hesitation and social anxiety melodramatically romantic and funny. EN: A Valorant player nervously says “hii” to a female teammate, then rapidly spirals into awkward panic while the other player reacts with increasingly distressed meme faces. The punchline is that a simple first conversation feels impossibly stressful, with “Careless Whisper” by George Michael making the hesitation and social anxiety melodramatically romantic and funny.

Pav, it's your first time talking to a girl. Hello. Hello. Hi. Are you a girl? I am, yeah. Oh my god girls. Oh my god. Holy fuck. Let me get the script up one sec. Get the script. Get the script. Get the script. Holy shit, I got the script up. Hey, wikis, how was your day today? Me, girl. How was yours? It was really good. Very nice, very nice, very nice. So guys, what'd you guys do today? She's nine so

♪ George Michael — Careless Whisper

• @dustinthehead / 7309 2022-06-08