Listening to New Vegas Lore

>be walking through grocery store picking up stoner essentials >lower down the aisle, mixed race couple >crazy tall black girl with white guy shorter by at least two heads >she literally grabs him something off the top shelf >overhear conversation >“so wait, Mr house is the computer? And caesar is the... okay, I think I get it” >this motherfucker has got a girl so sick whipped she’s actually listening to him talk about new vegas lore >pic related, how I felt watching such a masterpiece unfold What is he doing that I’m not.

A greentext narrator describes overhearing a tall woman and her much shorter boyfriend discussing Mr. House and Caesar from Fallout: New Vegas in a grocery store. He is amazed that the boyfriend has a girlfriend who willingly listens to his detailed game lore, treating the ordinary conversation as a masterpiece and jokingly wondering what he is doing wrong. EN: A greentext narrator describes overhearing a tall woman and her much shorter boyfriend discussing Mr. House and Caesar from Fallout: New Vegas in a grocery store. He is amazed that the boyfriend has a girlfriend who willingly listens to his detailed game lore, treating the ordinary conversation as a masterpiece and jokingly wondering what he is doing wrong.

• @eternalclassic / 46954 2024-02-26