I'm a virgin at 25

Anonymous FUCK 07/04/23(Tue)16:20:37 No.73905484 DEADASS? 37 KB JPG >be me >in 9th grade >know this one girl in my classes >9/10 hot af but she's the most >annoying bitch I've ever met. >steals my shit, insults me, shits on my >hobbies, tries to humiliate me in front of >her friends >hate her guts >one day I've had enough of her shit and yell at her in the >middle of class >her face is bright red and she stops messing with me >constantly tries initiating conversation with me afterward >ignore her or give one word answers >randomly stops me in the hallway and tries to talk to me >I was having a bad day >tell her to fuck off and die >runs away crying and stops talking to me >find out years later from a friend that she had a huge >crush on me and bullied me to get my attention cuz thats >how I acted with my friends >look her up on insta >she's drop dead gorgeous and in medical school >studying to be a neurologist >realize what my life could've been >I'm a virgin at 25 fuck everything man

A 4chan greentext story describes a socially awkward teenager misinterpreting a classmate’s bullying as genuine hatred. Years later, he learns she had a crush on him and is now gorgeous and studying neurology, leaving him bitterly regretting how he handled the situation. The punchline is the exaggerated incel-style realization that he missed his chance at romance and remains a virgin at 25. EN: A 4chan greentext story describes a socially awkward teenager misinterpreting a classmate’s bullying as genuine hatred. Years later, he learns she had a crush on him and is now gorgeous and studying neurology, leaving him bitterly regretting how he handled the situation. The punchline is the exaggerated incel-style realization that he missed his chance at romance and remains a virgin at 25.

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