Mythopoetic Worldview Girlfriend

mythopoetic worldview girlfriend its raining because you’re sad i saw a raven today... i dont think we should go hiking :( why did the forest give you a tick? ur aunts garden is bad because shes infertile plz dont walk home under the full moon my potential bleak loveless future is symbolized by a beast, my cat, that you must save me from my apartment is the tower that i lock myself into (literally lol) god has blessed us with many signs that our ruler is righteous those sheep will be nicer to you if you’re wearing wool i got this deerskin for you so you can hike faster i can only kill my enemy by destroying the object that contains her life force stop making fun of cargo cults

A hand-drawn girl surrounded by captions expressing an intensely mythopoetic worldview, with references to omens, forests, the full moon, wool, deerskin, rulers, and cargo cults. The joke is that ordinary situations are interpreted through exaggerated mystical, folkloric, and anthropological logic, making the girlfriend charmingly absurd and pretentious. It is used as a reaction to someone romanticizing everyday life or overinterpreting harmless events.

• @eternalclassic / 46856 2024-02-24