Moses Tried to Rob Me

Text on the meme

stop giving kids bible names but no bible lessons, Moses tried to rob me last night

What it means

A bold text meme appears over a yellow background decorated with laughing and crying emojis. It jokes that children are given biblical names without learning Bible stories, imagining Moses as a criminal who tried to rob the speaker. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone behaving badly despite having a religious or biblical name.

Who

Moses (Моисей)

Objects

yellow background / жёлтый фон laughing emoji / смеющийся эмодзи crying-laughing emoji / эмодзи со слезами от смеха black text / чёрный текст rectangular border / прямоугольная рамка open mouth / открытый рот tears / слёзы