The Missionary Position Father

Yeah, but first I'm gonna make a dungeon with my 6 year old son. He likes the Wizard mini that looks like Gandalf, because that is his favorite character after reading him the Hobbit. Started Fellowship of the Ring with him this week. You mean your wife's son. No, I mean the kid that grew from the sperm I directly planted into my wife's womb in missionary position, cradling her head firmly in my arms and unbroken eye contact between us. If you spent more time in creating good for the world instead of attempting to corrupt what is pure, you too could possibly bear similar fruits. I hope you do find whatever it is that makes you happy in life, and wish you the best.

A father says he is going to make a dungeon with his six-year-old son, who loves Gandalf and The Hobbit. Someone pedantically points out that it is his wife’s son, prompting an absurdly grandiose defense of biological fatherhood and missionary sex. The meme is used as a reaction to someone making an overly literal correction or turning an innocent statement into something weird. EN: A father says he is going to make a dungeon with his six-year-old son, who loves Gandalf and The Hobbit. Someone pedantically points out that it is his wife’s son, prompting an absurdly grandiose defense of biological fatherhood and missionary sex. The meme is used as a reaction to someone making an overly literal correction or turning an innocent statement into something weird.

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