Ostrich Semen Muffins

Ostrich Semen Muffins. Etracted By Hand in sanitary conditions. This is Gluten Free,Non Gmo, Vegan from free range ostriches. Each Ostrich only puts out 30ml of Semen so this was produced using 10 ostriches. It takes 60 minutes to froth whip Ostrich Semen for infusion. The salty taste is tantalizing and unique. $50 per muffin. I can sprinkle dried semen on top per request.

A Facebook-style post advertises muffins supposedly made with ostrich semen, claiming they are hand-extracted, vegan, salty, and extremely expensive. The image below shows ordinary muffins, making the absurdly serious product description the joke. It is used as an absurd reaction to fake luxury products, bizarre food claims, or obviously disgusting marketing. EN: A Facebook-style post advertises muffins supposedly made with ostrich semen, claiming they are hand-extracted, vegan, salty, and extremely expensive. The image below shows ordinary muffins, making the absurdly serious product description the joke. It is used as an absurd reaction to fake luxury products, bizarre food claims, or obviously disgusting marketing.

• @dustinthehead / 6804 2022-05-21