Never Forget or Something

FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DELI SUBWAY NEVER FORGET or something >be me, yesterday >am arab for context >hanging out with girlfriend and one of her whiteboi friends >he mentions the twin towers >say something like "what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? the US can't milk a cow for 22 years" >he gets all red in the face about it >"you can't joke about that my dad died in those attacks" >straight faced say "so did mine, dude..." >i'm sure you know where this is going >he stutters and starts to apologize >"he was one of the greatest pilots in the middle east" >soiboi unironicly tries to slap me or something >girlfriend is mad >wallahi it will never stop being funny

An imageboard-style greentext tells a dark joke about 9/11, using a Subway-themed thumbnail and a deliberately absurd misunderstanding about the speaker’s father being a pilot. The punchline is that the speaker implies his father was one of the hijackers, making the girlfriend’s friend furious while the narrator finds the shock value endlessly funny. EN: An imageboard-style greentext tells a dark joke about 9/11, using a Subway-themed thumbnail and a deliberately absurd misunderstanding about the speaker’s father being a pilot. The punchline is that the speaker implies his father was one of the hijackers, making the girlfriend’s friend furious while the narrator finds the shock value endlessly funny.

• @eternalclassic / 46356 2024-02-14