Big 4 Security Confiscation

didn’t know being the man was against the law My buddy from underground works office security at one of the Big 4 accounting firms in Midtown. I look at what he confiscated from one of the young associates as they tried entering the building this morning.

A screenshot of a humorous social media post shows a security guard’s confiscated items from a young associate entering a Big 4 accounting firm. The pile includes condoms, nicotine pouches, a firearm, tactical gear, and other suspicious-looking belongings, jokingly framing ordinary office security as an underground operation and the associate as a criminal for “being the man.” It is shared as an absurd reaction to overprepared, shady, or unexpectedly dangerous office workers.

• @eternalclassic / 46344 2024-02-14