They Won't Teach You This

they wont teach you this in school but in humans, sexual bimorphism (significantly wider pelvic opening) means that in spite of their smaller size overall women are generally capable of taking substantially larger shits than men

A fake educational post explains that women’s wider pelvic openings supposedly allow them to take larger bowel movements than men despite their smaller average size. The joke uses scientific wording to present an absurd and crude claim as an overlooked school lesson, making it a reaction to unexpectedly vulgar pseudo-facts. EN: A fake educational post explains that women’s wider pelvic openings supposedly allow them to take larger bowel movements than men despite their smaller average size. The joke uses scientific wording to present an absurd and crude claim as an overlooked school lesson, making it a reaction to unexpectedly vulgar pseudo-facts.

• @eternalclassic / 46335 2024-02-14