I Love Everything About Cars

I love ONE MORE LANE WILL ALWAYS FIX TRAFFIC I hate walkable cities and we should not have them America is the best place to buy a car I love donating to politicians who want to drill baby drill we should put dollar generals on offshore oil rigs I can't stop thinking about how much I love private defense contractors

A fast, ironic montage pairs colorful “I love” captions with footage of a subway, traffic, a distressed cat, a car-buying scene, oil drilling, highways, and an adorable cat. The escalating statements parody extreme car-centric and pro-corporate American politics, while the cute animals and upbeat music make the absurdity feel deliberately cheerful. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to mock shameless pro-car, pro-oil, and pro-defense-industry opinions.

We love offshore drilling. One more lane. We'll always pick up traffic. I hate walkable. Cities and weeds should not have them. America is by a car. I love the only one too. Politicians too. One, two, three, four. We should put dollar general on offshore oil rigs. I can't stop thinking. Avive at the fence.

• @eternalclassic / 46318 2024-02-13