Grocery Store Little Shit Revenge

> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. > Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. > But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. > Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. > This was when the gears started turning. > The moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. > I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!” > Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. > He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!” > By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying. > Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. > Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say > “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m... I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” > And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. > The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. > She just stares at me wide eyed. > I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier > All the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor > And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. > Sobbing like the cunt she is. > I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

A greentext-style story describes a man being bitten by an unruly child in a supermarket. He and his friend trick the child’s mother into believing he has HIV, causing her to panic and sob; the punchline is the narrator’s cruel satisfaction at the revenge. It is typically shared as an edgy, exaggerated reaction to badly behaved children or entitled parents. EN: A greentext-style story describes a man being bitten by an unruly child in a supermarket. He and his friend trick the child’s mother into believing he has HIV, causing her to panic and sob; the punchline is the narrator’s cruel satisfaction at the revenge. It is typically shared as an edgy, exaggerated reaction to badly behaved children or entitled parents.

• @eternalclassic / 46159 2024-02-10