Unrealistic Delivery Guy Fantasy

>be me >straight >skinny and 5'4 and frail twink >delivering food to this guy >he's really tall, well built, nicely dressed and has a chiseled face >im nothing compared to him >come up really close to me to take my food >my food >damn he smells good >wouldn't say this >bad english >in a really hot and deep voice and a smile on his face he says "thank you very much and have a nice day" >he even gives me a headpat >instant throbbing boner this isnt gay right? why do i think of him so much straight man wouldn't describe himself this way, especially not one repping not a believable character also doesnt feel in character for OP to say this unrealistic, this doesnt happen c.- bad premise poor character writing. see me after class

A 4chan-style greentext describes a short, frail delivery worker meeting an exceptionally handsome, tall man who speaks warmly and gives him a headpat, causing an erection and obsessive thoughts. Red annotations criticize the story as unrealistic, poorly written, grammatically flawed, and inconsistent with a supposedly straight narrator. The joke is that the fantasy is transparently homoerotic despite the narrator insisting, “this isnt gay right?” EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes a short, frail delivery worker meeting an exceptionally handsome, tall man who speaks warmly and gives him a headpat, causing an erection and obsessive thoughts. Red annotations criticize the story as unrealistic, poorly written, grammatically flawed, and inconsistent with a supposedly straight narrator. The joke is that the fantasy is transparently homoerotic despite the narrator insisting, “this isnt gay right?”

• @eternalclassic / 46064 2024-02-08