I Don't Want to Hear About Your Problems

>Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to fuck Chad now, bye

A woman angrily confronts Peter and dismisses his long list of personal tragedies because he missed her play. The punchline is the absurdly heartless contrast between Peter’s overwhelming misfortunes and her shallow response: she chooses to sleep with Chad instead. It is used as a reaction to someone complaining or explaining why they failed to show up, especially when the excuse is obviously serious but the other person remains selfish and unimpressed.

• @eternalclassic / 45760 2024-02-01