Please Let Me Use the LHC

Please let me use the CERN large hadron collider I am normal and can be trusted with a demonic technology unlike anything the world has ever seen

A shadowy, grinning figure asks to use the CERN Large Hadron Collider, illustrated with images of the collider’s enormous machinery. The joke is that the speaker insists they are normal and trustworthy while clearly fantasizing about using terrifying, world-changing technology. It is sent as an absurd reaction to wanting access to something powerful and dangerous. EN: A shadowy, grinning figure asks to use the CERN Large Hadron Collider, illustrated with images of the collider’s enormous machinery. The joke is that the speaker insists they are normal and trustworthy while clearly fantasizing about using terrifying, world-changing technology. It is sent as an absurd reaction to wanting access to something powerful and dangerous.

• @eternalclassic / 45759 2024-02-01