Ryan Gosling at the End

>2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch. >Panic I biked here >alright >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the fuck?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean

An anonymous poster recounts trying to imitate Ryan Gosling’s silent driver character from Drive at a party, despite arriving by bicycle and wearing a makeshift lobster sweatshirt instead of the iconic jacket. The attempt escalates into a disastrous car crash, followed by the punchline that he stays motionless like Gosling at the end of the movie and escapes on his bike. It is sent as an absurd story about overcommitting to a fictional persona and catastrophically misunderstanding social confidence. EN: An anonymous poster recounts trying to imitate Ryan Gosling’s silent driver character from Drive at a party, despite arriving by bicycle and wearing a makeshift lobster sweatshirt instead of the iconic jacket. The attempt escalates into a disastrous car crash, followed by the punchline that he stays motionless like Gosling at the end of the movie and escapes on his bike. It is sent as an absurd story about overcommitting to a fictional persona and catastrophically misunderstanding social confidence.

• @eternalclassic / 45400 2024-01-25