Wizard War Gone Wrong

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word: scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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A terrified bearded wizard stands in a chaotic battlefield filled with lightning, fire, smoke, and another wizard in the background. The overlaid post describes absurdly dangerous magical spells and a desperate attempt to escape, parodying fantasy battle narration with crude modern slang and deliberately ridiculous spell names. EN: A terrified bearded wizard stands in a chaotic battlefield filled with lightning, fire, smoke, and another wizard in the background. The overlaid post describes absurdly dangerous magical spells and a desperate attempt to escape, parodying fantasy battle narration with crude modern slang and deliberately ridiculous spell names.

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bearded wizard / бородатый волшебник blue star-patterned wizard hat / синяя шляпа волшебника со звёздами lightning bolts / молнии dark storm clouds / тёмные грозовые облака mountains / горы forest / лес fireball / огненный шар flames / пламя small wizard in the background / маленький волшебник на заднем плане rock / скала beard / борода wide eyes / широко раскрытые глаза social media post / публикация в социальной сети