Grandma Says She Hates Cats

This grandma does NOT like her cat Oh, you make me mad. Everywhere I go, he goes and gets Get out of the floor. Yeah, OK. No, the damage is done. I do this to everybody.

An elderly woman repeatedly tries to shoo her gray tabby cat away after it climbs into drawers, scatters powder, and follows her everywhere. Despite insisting that she does not like cats, she keeps holding, petting, and cuddling them. The joke is the obvious contradiction between her complaints and her affectionate behavior, making it a reaction for someone who claims not to like something but clearly loves it.

Help me! Get him off me! Get him off the trash! Oh, you made me make him burst the trash! In the trash? Yeah, where you at? Do you like him? No. Okay. Well, I thought he'd go to get Latin in the middle of whatever I'm doing. How do you even get up there? Oh, you make me like curtain? You're going outside. Outside, huh? Yeah, okay. I catch them loving on each other all the time. all the time. I don't know how you get them here. We're here. I'll get them. No, today we're just done. You and me now, again. Oh. Uh-huh. I called you. I thought you didn't like them. I don't. I do this to everybody. Yeah, whatever you say. Well, since you don't like them, let me take them to somebody who does. You and who's already done. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

• @sillyposting / 3555 2024-05-27