Helmeted Dog’s Dramatic Curse

I have my pride you damn fool! Well, you’re not! You’re just another customer! There’s no hope for anyone like you! Die! Die! Die a thousand times again! Upon you, and yours!

A small brown-and-white dog lies on a blue blanket while wearing an oversized medieval helmet, and a hand points at it like an accuser. Dramatic English subtitles turn the dog’s blank stare into an absurd fantasy-style curse, escalating from wounded pride to condemning the viewer and their loved ones. Epic-sounding music heightens the mock-seriousness and makes the harmless pet seem like a furious villain, making the clip useful as an exaggerated reaction to someone’s foolishness or betrayal.

I have my pride you damn fool! You think you can get away with murder? Yes, I suppose you think you're special. Well, you're not. You're just another customer. Burn! Burn in hell! You cross-eyed hollow! There's no hope for anyone like you. The gods will not have it. Die! Die! Die! Die! Die a thousand times again. Curses upon you, upon you and yours.

• @dustinthehead / 5348 2022-03-16