Top Bolter in the Depths

to me EEEOOOMMM DAMNED MEE!!! soon.. TopBOLTER *WARNING* in the depths.

A fast-cut Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 montage shows a gunship, armored Space Marines, chaotic combat, and a dramatic vehicle reveal. The joke parodies a serious action-show introduction, treating an oversized bolter-equipped craft as the star of “TopBOLTER,” with ominous warning captions and dramatic music turning the absurd military spectacle into a punchline. EN: A fast-cut Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 montage shows a gunship, armored Space Marines, chaotic combat, and a dramatic vehicle reveal. The joke parodies a serious action-show introduction, treating an oversized bolter-equipped craft as the star of “TopBOLTER,” with ominous warning captions and dramatic music turning the absurd military spectacle into a punchline.

Tonight, I arrest that no one take so many times that you ready to co-dance. I can't read my lord. Sounds like heiracy to me. The blood run is getting you really. Brother, it's purple, I call this... Eeyon! Found his dad! I wish Vulcan would come home soon, rather than ask. All this time I am all alone.

• @sbunem / 93820 2025-01-25