Dark Souls NPCs Talk About Penises

dark souls npcs be like ahhhhh... yes. penis... 'lo, once every cock in these halls stood erect and mighty, but now... heh, well. 'tis best left unsaid. (hacking cough) heeheehee [10 hours later eligor the penis beast is found dead in the hub area with zero explanation]

A dark Twitter screenshot jokes that Dark Souls NPCs speak in archaic, ominous language about erections, followed by the unexplained death of Eligor the penis beast in the hub area. The punchline is the absurd escalation from suggestive NPC dialogue to a bizarre off-screen event. EN: A dark Twitter screenshot jokes that Dark Souls NPCs speak in archaic, ominous language about erections, followed by the unexplained death of Eligor the penis beast in the hub area. The punchline is the absurd escalation from suggestive NPC dialogue to a bizarre off-screen event.

• @eternalclassic / 44846 2024-01-14