Environmentally Responsible Pickup

I’m a piece of trash 😭 As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I’m obligated to pick you up How does 7 sound?

A chat exchange appears above a black-and-white close-up of a serious-looking man, played by Robert Pattinson in *Cosmopolis*. Someone calls themselves a piece of trash, and the reply turns “picking you up” into both an environmental act and a suggestive invitation, ending with “How does 7 sound?” as a dry reaction to the absurd flirtation.

• @eternalclassic / 44713 2024-01-11