You Hear a Noise in the Zone

Step 1. Live in poverty In Ukraine Step 4. Gather resources, and get Weapons from a shady source Step 7. Find comfy spot, make fire, sit down And rest. Thankfully for the new chance at life You hear a noise You fire at it point blank... February 22, 2014 The He Was a good stalker incident

A stick-figure Trollface survivor progresses through a grim, post-apocalyptic life in Ukraine: living in poverty, scavenging weapons, finding a resting spot, and sitting by a fire. When he hears a noise, he fires at it point-blank, and the clip ends with a burned forest and a radiation warning dated February 22, 2014, suggesting a disastrous Stalker-style incident. The deadpan synthetic narration and music turn the overreaction into an absurd survival-game parody, useful as a reaction to escalating paranoia or needless violence.

Step 1, live in poverty in a grade. Step 2, use your paycheck to break away the sadness. Step 3, over here about the zone and that it can be a new start in life. Step 4, gather resources and get weapons from a shady source. Step 5, roll the cards and message a point. Step 6. Roll the words of Chernobyl and it is by its beauty. Step 7. Find a five-spot, make fire, sit down and rest. Thank you for the blue cats and life. Put on your sleeping spot, get comfortable, and get ready for a great next day in the zone. It's in the building with you, and it's close enough. Shut your mouth already. It sounds like it's coming from that doorway. To the doorway, you're shot, you're named and it, you're shaking with fear. With you, you think to yourself, that we see right through time. Something comes through the doorway, it's throat is too monstrous, we only saw it at moment in ammunition. Fire is going back, but it seems ineffective. You turn and run, open your shotgun along the way, stop aiming your back here a red piece, Firing off of you shots!

• @dustinthehead / 4374 2022-01-22