Unaware Coworker Alex

We need more of these people My coworker is so unaware of modern cultural discourse it's hilarious He's 23. He doesn't use TikTok, Instagram, or Twitter. His favourite drink is Bud Light and was confused when an old dude at work asked him why he still supports them. He's dating a 20 year old college junior which isn't much of an age gap to most people but you already know that bothers a very loud subsection of the population. He saw someone wearing a sweater that says "From the River to the Sea" and asked which ocean the sweater was referring to; he's a huge cartography nerd. When he saw a manager put he/him pronouns in a sent email, he was confused and asked me "what does that mean? I thought he was already a man?". We had a bit of a coworker get together one day and played drunk truth or dare. Someone asked him what is body count was. His response was "I played MW3 a lot when I was 10 so it's definitely somewhere in the hundreds" Never change Alex. Love you man

A screenshot-style text meme praises Alex, a 23-year-old coworker who is humorously disconnected from current internet and political discourse. He misunderstands references to Bud Light, “From the River to the Sea,” pronouns, and “body count,” interpreting the last phrase as his Modern Warfare 3 kill count. The meme is sent as an affectionate reaction to someone’s innocent, socially unaware, or refreshingly offline behavior.

• @eternalclassic / 44472 2024-01-06