Never Trust a Man Who Doesn't Drink

My father told me to never trust a man who doesn't drink. It's extremely good advice I feel, when you consider it. If you meet someone who declines an offer of alcohol, you already know that person is going to be a problem. If he says no due to religious reasons, he is a fundamentalist zealot. If he says no because he doesn't drink”, he is a coward with a stomach as weak at his character.

A humorous imageboard post argues that anyone who refuses alcohol must either be a religious fundamentalist or a coward with a weak stomach. The joke is the exaggerated, cynical reasoning and the ironic claim that this is “extremely good advice,” so it is shared as a reaction to judgmental attitudes about drinking. EN: A humorous imageboard post argues that anyone who refuses alcohol must either be a religious fundamentalist or a coward with a weak stomach. The joke is the exaggerated, cynical reasoning and the ironic claim that this is “extremely good advice,” so it is shared as a reaction to judgmental attitudes about drinking.

• @eternalclassic / 44309 2024-01-03